Okay, so I was at Outback (you know Steakhouse?) and I ordered. A shirley Temple so of course it comes with cherries. Immediately I ate the cherries, they’re my favorite fruit. And I looked at my mom and said, “Wanna see me tie the stem in a knot in my mouth?” and she said yes. So that’s exactly what I did. And then for some reason I was really hyper and oblivious to the fact that what I was about to say was really wrong and sort of sexual. I looked up and said with a COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE to my mom, “Yeah, I know. I’m talented with my mouth.” And I just realized why she gave me that wtf look now.